We’ll get over the flood problems quickly and make a fresh start!
and below our favourite “stories” from 2015
Today’s riddle for seniors… Here is the situation:
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Get off the merry-go-round and go home, you silly old bugger!
Gone but not forgotten
and finally
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing, so he called the royal weather forecaster in for a weather update for the next few hours.
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.
So the king happily went off fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way they met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge downpour in this area.“
The king was polite and considerate, he replied, “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way,” and so he did.
However, a short time later torrential rain fell from the heavens and the King and Queen were totally soaked. Their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a non-regal condition.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave orders to fire the weatherman at once!
Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious role of royal forecaster.
The humble farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.”
So the king hired the donkey and cut out the middle man – a fine enduring tradition in rich circles.
And thus also began the time-honored practice of hiring asses to work in the government’s highest paid and most influential positions!