Subject: The EU
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* * The Gettysburg address…………………………….286 words.
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One man was preparing to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.
The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes.
The 2nd guy said, “We’re about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?”
The first guy said that he wasn’t much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.
He confessed that he was the pro at a neighbouring course and liked to pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The Priest said, “You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings.”
The pro said, “Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
The Priest said, “Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation.
And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I’ll marry them.”
Police Traffic Cameras
Thought you might be interested to know that following recourse to the UK Government’s Freedom of Information Act you can now access to ALL speed camera offences registered in the last 12 months in a car for which you have the registration number.
Did you know that each time your car passes a speed camera, and exceeds the speed limit on that road -even 1mph- it is registered and put on a database?
You only get a ticket if you are way over the limit or, (this is the bit that I didn’t know) if you receive over 10 near-misses …when you will be classed as a serial offender so receive a ticket the next time you go just over the limit.
This is why you hear of people being done for 34mph in a 30mph limit area, whilst others doing 39 do not.
You can check what has been registered against your vehicle at the following web address
www.i-database.co.uk
Just enter your car registration.
If there is any data on your vehicle you can click on the camera window to see a copy of the photograph.
Hope it’s useful.